"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
<br />"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."
<br />"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."
<br />"unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep"  - my daily unix command list
<br />"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs." - Robert Firth